Poke some fun
(into the soil)

Ever feel like an old soul who just stays home with her cats and plants? Hey, there’s a sign for everything (apparently). And we’ve got one just for you that descriptor fits you: say hello to our fun, wood-made “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker.

Make a statement

You’re a plant (and cat) mom

Small-sized + legible

Each marker measures 5.5” x 3″ (L x W), with the phrase “Retired Cat Lady” engraved clearly.

Suitable for indoor plants

Our markers are ideal for small-sized plants, herbs, and flowers that are potted and raised indoors.

Great for anyone who loves green

Whether it’s someone with full-on greenthumb or someone with just a few plants around, this marker works as a great gift idea for any grown green of nature.

Reusable + eco-cool

No plastic here. Just pure hand-and-laser-cut wood that can last plant after plant for a go-green solution.

Support an independent name

The “Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker comes from a small-business brand North to South Designs, which hand-crafts its home and decor items out of Texas. No mass-production, just fun and quirky things from its creative and independent owner, Magen. Discover home, arts & crafts, and decor items all using wood from a quality, independent brand.

About North To South Designs

I’m Magen, and I make things with love and laser beams!
North to South Designs began as a wood crafting hobby 7 years ago in Vancouver, Canada. Initially it was a pastime that married my love of working with wood, and my need for a creative outlet – a space where I could share my love of design and of all things nerdy!
Since then it’s become a full time job, crammed into our ex-dining room, now LASER room, and managed alongside 3 little ones and a husband (all of whom make my life wonderful and crazy)!
I love making products that make people laugh and help them tell the world who they are – even if it’s just with a bookmark or a wooden spoon!

Designed In

Brenham, Texas

Established

2017

Brand values

Made in USA

Handmade

Woman Owned

“Retired Cat Lady” Garden Marker

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V***a

They are perfect for my small herb bin! Well made!

R***l

Absolutely adorable markers. Tall enough to see in pot while leaving enough room for herb to grow. I'm keeping these for myself but would make a great gift!

A***s

Love these! They are exactly what I needed in my new vertical herb garden. Practical and very cute!

B***d

These are perfect for my little, outside herb garden. I love the shape and look of them.

D***l

These work fine. They're a little flimsy, but do the trick.

S***n

Good quality....perfect size for my kitchen windowsill herb plants!😊

N***e

Exactly what I expected. Quick delivery.

R***a

High quality, perfect!